MINISTRY OF INTELLIGENCE 5
MONKEY DIVISION
We here at the MI5 monkey division are concerned with the well being and living of all the pet monkeys in the UK, we have been informed of some curel acts of violence involving the kidnap and torture of them. One such group the MONKEY LIBERATION GROUP have been stopped from continuing with this horrendous crime BUT one monkey is still at large and it must be found, we have names and they don't have long.
Further crime has now been brought to our attention, people are betting monkeys for fun, when we can we will bring you an example of this cruel act of violence.
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Chief Bubbles